phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

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But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat. 

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oh my god

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pupbutt:

“tbh” is my fav thing to end a sentence with tbh

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edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

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jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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